Friday, November 09, 2007
It Lifts, It Separates, It's Eco-Friendly
And really, who says being eco-friendly can't be a little Victoria's Secret sexy at the same time? (Well... in a Japanese rice bowl and miso soup kind of way, anyway.)
In any case, those great innovators who gave us the Shopping Bag Bra and the ever-toasty, microwaveable Warm Biz Bra, have now come up with a new way to save the planet and enhance your "boobage" -- the "Chopstick" bra.
Lingerie maker Triumph International Japan unveiled the My Chopsticks Bra on Wednesday in Tokyo in a bid to promote the use of reusable chopsticks instead of disposable ones.
This eco-friendly concept bra, which comes with a pair of collapsible chopsticks, is equipped with a Japanese dining table theme. The right cup consists of a rice bowl, and the left cup a miso soup bowl. A removable chopstick-rest lies between the cups.
Oh, and get this: Holsters made of cloth and placed on the sides of the cups actually hold the chopsticks -- while pushing the breasts to create cleavage.
What else can one say, but thanks for the er...mammaries.
Which also begs the question: What's next? A "Salad Spinner" in my bikini briefs??